crystuls:

♡

What a nice collar. 
So simple and elegant. 
It’s gold too. My favorite. 

crystuls:

What a nice collar. 

So simple and elegant. 

It’s gold too. My favorite. 

(via dhatu)

me right now, tbqh. 

I got a job at Friday’s and it sucks. They pay you below minimum wage & as a hostess, I don’t get tipped. How is this even legal? I’m on my feet literally from the moment I walk in that door till the moment I leave. I have to play hostess/busser/janitor/everyfuckingthingelsetheywantmetobe and I can’t even really afford to eat at the damn place. 

Being a hostess is hard because you have to rotate the tables and keep track of who was sat where, etc and make sure all the servers get tables. Only sometimes, “guests” (basically customers) want to sit somewhere that fucks up the rotation. 

"Can we sit at that section behind the bar" 

"Can we have a booth?" 

"I don’t like this seat" 

"Can I sit closer to the air conditioning?" 

What. 

the. 

fuck. 

No, I sat you where I sat you because thats wherethefuck i wanted you to sit.

Of course I can’t actually tell people that. I have to be nice to them and accommodate them as best I can. People must think that I just fucking sit people anywhere randomly. No. There’s a system, and please respect it. 

& on top of that, sometimes you get a big ass party of like 6 people and you have to sit them somewhere outside of the rotation, and everybody wants a big party cuz big tips. I’m basically ready to not give a fuck about who gets tables and who doesn’t, because I don’t get any tips. So fuck the servers and their wants and needs. 

& if there is another hostess/host they can fuck up the rotation by seating a party and not telling you. 

just. ugh. 

fucking ugh. 

I am not built for this. 

(Source: michaelsocha, via naturalblkgirlsrock)

the-goddamazon:

Surprisingly, perfectionists are often procrastinators, as they can tend to think “I don’t have the right skills or resources to do this perfectly now, so I won’t do it at all.”

Me.

(Source: myeyesarehazel)

T-Pain ft. B.o.B – Up Down (Do This All Day) (36,187 plays)

basicmathe:

T-Pain - Up Down

I’m just gonna leave this right here.

*walks off head bobbin’”

(Source: that-music-specialist)

closetomidnight:

I’ve been laughing at this for like 2 hours now.

closetomidnight:

I’ve been laughing at this for like 2 hours now.

(via teamocorazon)

screaminginsemen:

susiethemoderator:

watchingthedetective:

the-goddamazon:

Forever caught between wanting some dick but not wanting all the bullshit attached to it.

DILDOS

VIBRATORS

STRAP-ONS

Yes, but can the Dildo tell you your ‘Pussy pretty’ ?

^^^

(via teamocorazon)

shakethecobwebs:

boycott dudes who manipulate you into meeting their emotional or sexual needs but won’t date you 2k14

(via newmodelminority)